when your hometown is famous for abortion clinic bombings, hurricanes, and jude law's newest bastard, its probably time to move.
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
She was so loose she sounded like a jar of salsa. I didn't know that was even possible.
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
All i really remember is meeting this guy dressed as jesus and i kept taking his wine and saying "the body of christ!"
I also woke up in my friends room to 3 girls and a naked boy on the floor but thats besides the point
Also...I'm semi-dating the drug dealer that took me to bible study
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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