Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
The bartender let me pay my bar tab with my itunes giftcards.
They're doing a Bong-A-Thon for 4/20. I don't care if you quit. You are coming out of your weed retirement for this.
Wait so they unscrewed the bathroom door to find you naked?
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
We're at the liquor store. Then going to the hospital
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
that sounds horrible...
what could possibly go wrong attempting to re-enact the dinosaur capture scene from Jurrasic Park... I have the net gun and camcorder you have the dino costume and can run
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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