Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
Randomize
