sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
I can't believe he cheated
Whatever. Anytime she has an orgasm, it's because I taught him how
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You should've stopped drinking when you started asking people for bites of tequila.
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
who's job is it to make sure we don't run out of tp since the incident of 09'... Thats right you go get some
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
you do realize the next step is naked mud wrestling, right?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
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