i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I stood up and a chip flew out of my shirt and landed in the chip dish. I just walked away.
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
That's the last time I fill my pockets with sushi.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
want to meet me after class and possibly get arrested for indecent exposure?
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
It was terrible. I am sore from head to toe, neither of us got off, and we were at it for an hour and a half, I faked having a heart episode so we could stop. It worked.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
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