69 is so not fun when his penis is sporting a 70s hairstyle
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
I still can't believe that I ate McDonald's off of my chest in his bed...
Cross faded me is not the classiest.
No not at all haha I wish there was a picture of that
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I lost the right to judge tonight
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
I’ve officially bought the ticket for my future dick appointment 😂
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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