I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
My new sobriety test is "how many times do I have to attempt to put toothpaste on my brush"... It takes a while.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
like a sex slave...but with a better dental insurance plan
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I like my landing strip. Makes me feel sophisticated.
What you did last night can never be called sophisticated. I don't care how you trim your pubes.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
3 guesses about who had to still-drunkenly facilitate a fire drill at 2:40am because freshmen can't handle microwave popcorn.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Apparently drunk me was getting hit on and i wasn't into it so i shouted "Stupify" at him like i was fucking harry potter then went to the pizza place next to the bar and punted some guys pizza box out of his hands. :(
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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