Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
We just for robbed for the second time. I believe the only thing I have left to my name is my $75 dildo
I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
I'm done being drunk I wish I could snap my fingers and be sober
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
No he doesn’t answer my texts except for like on New Year’s Because like I was fucked up on New Year’s and he said happy new year and I told him the same and I called him dragonslayer and you can’t really recover from that
Randomize
