with your own penis?
apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
Why is it that you only get to have sex when you haven't shaved your legs in six weeks and are wearing period stained granny panties?
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Hurry up I might actually study if I am left alone
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Who was that guy I met at your brother's house who had to get stitches in his ass?
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
this is not the first time I've had hot dogs and 151 for thanksgiving.
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
You know it's been awhile when the imagery of fucking AT A DENNY'S gets me really turned on.
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Just puked in front of a high school tour group. Based on the standing ovation, we have a solid group of freshman coming in this fall.
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