Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
I just woke up covered In blood, I have cuts all over my body, I can't find my clothes from last night, I'm still wasted, i'm pretty sure I have a sprained ankle, and the best part is, I have absolutely no recollection of what led to this. THAT'S why vodka is the greatest drink in the world.
we made a giant pot of alcholic jello. i filled a gallon bag and brought it to dorms. desk guy gave me weird looks, he doesnt realize this is how i will pass all of my room searches
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
Why did you buy a cock ring?
I’m going to propose to his penis
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