I didn't talk to you tonight because I've decided you look like a man.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
We're official. Living with your boyfriend sounds so much better than fucking your roommate.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
send nudes
from the living room?
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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