Non-Jews are for practice
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
you're being stingy. if you didnt want people to have sex on your couch, you shouldve specifically said so.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
private study room at the lib turned into byob study room. that turned into battle royale and eric impaling his leg on a pen.
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
No. I just want to cuddle and talk about our feeling. Of course this a booty call.
Just consider it? What else do you have going on today that could be as awesome as a day full of lord of the rings and sex?
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
Randomize
