I just cleaned my sheets and decided to do a black light test. My headboard is a masterpiece.
i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
If I don't wake up hungover in a ditch Monday morning I will consider my halloween a failure
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
I seriously need to grocery shop. I have a slice of cheese, and alcohol.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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