Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
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