been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Everything tastes like Lysol. Am I dying?
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I'm to the point of desperation where I stare at customers penis imprints through their pants all day
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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