can you pick me up an extra syllabus
i passed out in the shower again
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
I'll be a little late, "getting ready for the party" turned into "smoking a bowl and doing lines in my room for an hour and a half." But I'm on my way now. With coke. And weed.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I mean I'm into guys with money but more into guys I'm actually attracted to
yeah i guess i'd rather he was hot than rich
wow i don't know if that qualifies as growing up but if it does i'm all in
There is an alarming amount of urine in here.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I party with great urgency now.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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