john hughes is dead. crushing any and all dreams of me ever being in an 80's john hughes film. bummer.
he yelled 'rock me amadeus!' when he came
i love that song!
NOT THE POINT
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
my parents decided to start a new christmas tradition. we will now be drinking champagne while opening presents, and we each get our own bottle
A homeless man just asked me if I had seen any "nekkid chicks with heineken bottles run by"
Berkeley was the right choice
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
I begin to question your sobriety when you both left here shirtless, with beers in one hand and shotguns in the other
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