Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Just got convinced to trip sit for a pack of cigarettes and a burrito. Let the games begin
He is currently tell his hat to go free. Like he has it sitting on the table just waiting for it to take off. When he's not looking I'm gonna throw it off the balcony and tell him it's flying
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
The 3 year old I'm babysitting is the first guy to tell me he loves me sober in like 2 years
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
No more twerking this week. I think I dislocated a boob.
You threw up on his face 22 hours ago and now he's here holding your hand. I think he likes you.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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