This old guy in denny's is sitting alone and he is looking at us and laughing for no reason
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Anxiously awaiting my period drinking Hershey's syrup from the bottle. Don't judge me
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I am the Angelina Jolie to his Billy Bob Thorton. We just don't work.
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
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