I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
My meds have diminished my sex drive, this must be what regular women feel like
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Just got home, my brothers stoned and he got a high score on COD.. He just asked me if I wanted to have a celebrational yogurt with him. Wtf?
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
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