They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
We used a lit joint as a candle for her birthday cake
I am still STD free so as far as I am concerned I never went to panama.
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
We fucked to Bonnie Tyler in my car. He's the one.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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