How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
my being single is dangerous.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I guess "Ass Fun Friday" is not a thing no matter how many times I say it or bring it up in conversation...
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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