We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
we somehow managed to fit a llama, a stripper pole and a hayride all into the same day.
I hope it's the birth control, otherwise I'm dying
She's crying about either her ex boyfriend, her one night stand, or her own puke. None of those is worth the tears.
I apologize for being mean. I love the blender and your vagina.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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