So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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