I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
So after the reception we snuck back into the church for drunken hook up. we passed out there and woke up in time for 6am mass still dressed from the wedding. spiritually trashy or classy?
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Now go get drunk with your fam and get back into ur christmas groove. No time for gonnorhea
I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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