WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
it glows. i had to have it.
Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'm glad they extended train service last night. People crying, screaming, throwing up, fighting and peeing themselves on a train made me feel like I've got my shit together.
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
He ran into the surf holding up a cigarette yelling "let the Olympic games begin!" So no, no vodka left.
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
wait you fucked a guy who wears k-swiss? seriously?
I know, im living my 7th grade dream
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Randomize
