Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
He is what would appear if the douche troop all had rings and we summoned someone like the Captain Planet kids.
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Anyway, that's been my evening- crying and looking up diabetes symptoms. How was your night?
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
Psssh like you wouldn't lick BBQ sauce off my nipples.
He answered the door stark naked. When I called him on it he shrugged and said 'casual Friday ' Some boys can't be trusted to work from home.
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