Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
was stoked on phone sex until he started reciting lines from star wars
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
my new years resolution to eat more toast and mastrubate more often is going well so far.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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