Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I think all the guys I've fucked in my life would get along perfectly. They'd probably form an orchestra and travel the fucking world. That gives me the slightest feeling of consistency in life which is great.
Is it okay to mention my ambition to become a supervillian and kill all humans on a first date, or is that a second date discussion?
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
All I wanted to do was come home from work and masturbate for national sex day... I sliced my the tip of finger giving myself a pedicure so I can’t even do that #singlelife
Idk if I want to put a bra on
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
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