For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
She just asked to stimulate my prostate, man law requires you come pick me up
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
First night of sleeping in the same bed, and she farted on me. I immediately excused myself and went home. Don't know if we're still together. Will update you.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
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