just took a shot of grandma at the fucking bowling alley... this is going to be interesting
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
it glows. i had to have it.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
Sustenance and doggy style.. the only two things I need
Your penis caused this!
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