now i know why i became what i already was.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
There is a keg full of gin. THERE SHOULD NEVER EVER BE A KEG FULL OF GIN.
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
They called it unicorn pee, and i thought that was interesting so i drank it. Please don't let me drink strangers booze again.
My mom has finally acknowledged my soft spot for Russians. Finally.
Forgot my sound was off and didnt even realize it until halfway through because I thought I could hear it. I think high me just narrated half a clip of adventure time
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
We had to push you home in an abandoned shopping trolley. You thought you were in a pirate boat and kept yelling "AVAST, ME HEARTIES".
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