I can't breathe out the right side of my face
Going back to my hometown to drink absinthe with highschool boys. Remind me to evaluate this decision tomorrow.
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
6 margaritas later and free shots of tequila, i woke up with a fat lip and they said i blew my nose in a slice of bread
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
You humped everything and cried in an uber.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
