dude, I'm watching paul blart mall cop. I have better things to do than listen to you whine about your recent divorce.
you threw up in thedumpster behind red robin
and kept yelling "DIRTY BIRD"
Can I color on your dick again?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
My vagina loves me do-dah do-dah my vagina loves me do-dah do-dah
I picture you throwing your vagina around in the same fashion that they pass out candy at a parade.
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
We were hunting our best friend with a BB gun in the backyard. I'd say the vaporizer was a worthy investment at this point.
you literally stared at me for three minutes and then said "hey this tequila isn't gonna drink itself, boss"
She's lucky her pussy is worth listening to her ramble about bedroom furniture for 30 minutes
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
its so awesome dude, its like im a magical unicorn or something
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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