I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
Whatever you do tomorrow don't let me put on the Borat mankini and yell "POLAR PLUNGE!!" while diving into the pool
The pool is covered.....
Like that would stop me.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
We exchanged snapchat usernames instead of numbers. Is that what America has come to?
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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