Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
Does getting a boner while watching the celtic women sing opera on ETV make me cultured?
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
Ps. I feel like I may pee myself this weekend. Either drunkenly or out of excitement. Toss up
I called him daddy. To his face. Somewhat sober. What more could I do?
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
I feel like if you're funneling natty lights on a Wednesday at 2:30pm at the apartment complex pool during finals week, you probably don't have your priorities straight.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Just remember: We don't tell our English professor about our fetishes unless she specifically asks about them.
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