Maybe i should go to church more so i can meet girls like in that song, you know, the ones that act slutty on every day but sunday...
ah, so the catholic church. i gotcha
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
Not sure. All I know is that she has a tight dark green skirt and I will not rest until I have used my teeth to rip it off of her
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
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