I swear she didn't look like that last week.
idk why but i just wanna to have sex with the idea of him. i don't even wanna meet him.
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
her wearing orange crocs at the bar was definitely a great form of contraception
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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