Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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