id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I am pretty sure he just licked my hand while trying to sing goo goo dolls iris to me. Get me out of this state.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
They found a chair, duct taped me to it, then gave me a bottle of vodka to 'make me feel at home'
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I thought he was a lobster and that the moon was going to pull me through him.
I don't think I should try acid.
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
Remember when you laughed that I downloaded a “fireplace” station on my Roku? I just woke up butt naked on my couch with my fireplace station playing. So there, guess that shows you. Now excuse me while I go back to sleep in front of my fireplace.
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