he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I just remembered I gave $20 to a bum last nite. Philanthropy events always make me do stupid shit.
I just saw someone EAT a flashcard out of frustration. Finals suck.
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Who invented hangovers? And why did I make out with him and eat an entire can of chilli mixed with hot fries while screaming "YOU ONLY GRADUATE ONCE" last night?
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
NOLA update. Went to Corey Smith at the house of blues last night. Drank PBR and took lots of shots of Jack. Too drunk, cabbed it to the hotel and fell asleep while having sex. Not my finest moment. Now I'm in court. I can't wait to be your attorney.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
If the fate of the world hinged on some chubby girl getting laid, the president would dispatch me with a fifth of Jameson immediately and then rest easy.
Ims textiofg thsi woht my noes bcuz my hansd aer stli handcuffde to teh bedfrme. Help me
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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