Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I've decided to film a documentary centered around how he manages to keep that beast caged in such tight pants
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
I fucking love fucking science majors-- she told me that she wanted to know if her gag reflex got better or worse with alcohol, and that her initial evidence had been inconclusive. So, next few weeks, yeah, gettin blown periodically. All I have to do is keep a log.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
We see some guy emerge from the forest on the island this morning, alone, in only a snuggie. Morning shots and bagels on us for the number one walk of shame.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
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