Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
just so you know, your brother isn't driving home wasted tonight. he is, instead, in my dorm shower screaming about rubbing his butt with my loofah; thought you would be proud
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Dad and I are shitfaced screaming at Canadians in Walmart. Life is good.
like stop just cause your whole life has been one enormous reject pile does not mean that i have to suffer too
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
You must have my penis confused with someone else's...which is disappointing
just so you know they found you begging for money at the L station. What the fuck did you drink last night?
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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