Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
You really need to tell him that he has a girlfriend. I'm not sure he knows
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
You lifted he top layer off his birthday cake and made it say 'eat me' in the cookie monster voice so yeah he knew.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
Kinda awkward to hear your aunt complain about loose women when you're in town to be a stunt dick for a swingers convention. Just sayin.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
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