Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
when i was 16 reading the aftercare instructions at the piercing place i wondered why they would ever think to warn me about getting semen in my bellybutton
then i met college
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
mom and dad sent me an easter basket full of beer pong supplies again.
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
Somehow ed fucked carrie while purposely not saying a single word to her all night. He just nodded and smiled.
Would it have been easier if he talked to her?
Yeah, but i bet him he couldn't do it. Now he gets a free taco bell combo of his choosing.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
There's a naked man in my car right now.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
How bout we save the 40s for when we FINISH the project this time..
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Yeah bc that's when u should take a Molly. At a house party with everyone from ur hometown
I just got offered free tattoos if I smuggle some guns from OKC to Dallas for a guy in the hells angels
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