walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
My vagina is screaming your name . Wtf did you do to it
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
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