I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
After I finished inserting the catheter he said he thought my name was familiar. Didn't have the nerve to tell him he was my fifth grade teacher.
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
I heard drunk is the new sober. I heard me say that. To a cop. Can you come get me??
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
So much Jack, so little girl.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
That’s an important feature when it comes to a manwhore
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