i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I forgot to tell you thank you for putting me out when I was on fire. im sure I'll laught about this someday...
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
LOOK AT MY ASS AND LEGS IN THIS SKIRT. I KNOW ALL THE BEST HIDING SPOTS IN THIS BUILDING. AND I OFFER TEQUILA.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
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