Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Every good night starts with white castle burgers and shots in the parking lot.
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
"So you think you can dance" turned into "so you think you can run and slide across the bar"...Jack Daniels wins
She just took a mirror selfie at the hospital while in labor.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
I AM A SEXUAL NIGHTMARE
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Not sure, she said after cussing out the dentist they called security. Make that the first person I know 86'ed by a dentist.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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