How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Seriously, I would hit on barney the dinosaur right now if it meant I was going to get laid.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
He dated a girl who could do the damn splits on his dick like how do you compete with that
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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